Warning! Children do not read this.

When I was 5 we had a family friend named Gary.

Gary was cool.

Gary was funny.

Gary liked to spit.....alot. He spit in the grass. He spit in the lake. He spit out his car. He even spit in his house (into a jug).

Gary was cool, and I wanted to be like Gary so I spit in the grass too.

But I got in trouble by my dad.

Good thing I didn't know the Bible back then.

Because look what I found today:

Mark 7:33 "[Jesus] spit and touched the man's tongue"

Mark 8:23 "[Jesus] took the blind man by the hand and led him outside the village. When he had spit on the man's eyes and put his hands on him...."

WOW! Jesus spit.